Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Common English Pirates

The Pirates Theme Song in Standard English

Hooray, hooray, I prefer piracy as a profession.
We steal, steal, go through things, and steal,
Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
We relocate people and hold them against their will, molest, and pollute
Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
We demand protection money and steal, we steal and steal,

Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
Create wanton destruction, steal from our employers, and will even go so far as to take vehicles which do not belong to us,
Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
Hooray, hooray, I prefer piracy as a profession.
We prepare to set things on fire, burn them a little, burn them completely, and set them on fire,

Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
We completely burn down cities and look scary,
Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
We're friends of Alfalfa and untrustworthy, we are bad guys and jacks

Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
We're mythological creatures from the underworld and have dark wool, we're a spoiled picnic food,
Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
We ask for money for nothing and are generally held in low esteem and are irresponsible people without honor,

Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
And yet our parents still love us for some inexplicable reason
Finish your drink happy fellow, hooray.
Hooray, hooray, I prefer piracy as a profession.

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